JonnyGOBOOM's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cage Tibet]

Gun.

China has that gun for a reason. Just shoot those who disobey.

[super sweatshop mastar]

Basically bombing america with cheap shoes.

Took a couple of tries to figure out but basically you want to explode on america. Avoid all other objects and just raining down shoes on america like the tears of the little chinese kids onto the shoes as they were being whipped from behide and forced to make those shoes.

[The Guardian: RPG]

It's okay.

If it wasn't just another rendition of Zelda, I would've probably enjoyed it. Change the currency or tweek the graphics to make it a little more original.
Not always able to close the conversation box with 'A' was pretty annoying.

UknownXL responds:

You close the conversation box with the "s" KEY

[Chrome Wars]

Something to kill time.

Waiting for the menu to come back up became annoying rather quickly.

[-PURSUIT-]

Okay.

I liked the girl's voice acting but my ears were bleeding when the guy was talking.

[would u date this woman?]

Classic.

I remember this from when newgrounds had barely started up. Good times, sorta.

["crucify-me! Jesus"]

Great for christ-fuckers.

It is a GAME.
This is like 8 years old. If stuff like this offends you, then you shouldn't be on newgrounds to begin with.

[Ultimate Crab Battle]

Awesome.

That was pretty epic. Lobster with a knife next?

[TreeTD: Tree TowerDefence]

Interesting.

Not a big fan of a scrolling screen in a tower game.

[Ultimate Defense 2]

It's okay to play if bored.

Slots were more of a hinderence than a help. I'd imagine giving the option of playing slots or taking a cash option would make the game more barable. Other than each level looking different, there isn't much to keep someone's attention unless they were a huge fan of the game. Or even saving the coins to buy health or starting advanced units of sorts. [Like further range, merging units, etc]

Though I did like the tactics layout and graphics.